PPlease excuse us and help make our attorneys calm down by reading this document. This is not an exhaustive list, we tried to make it fun to read, and you will receive and be required to sign a waiver that includes a longer more detailed list of things about visit the ranch.A booking fee of 50% as a non-refundable deposit is required upon booking a cabin or RV spot. We insist that you provide 72 hours of notice of cancelation for a refund. Weddings and events are due 50% deposit upon signing of the contract, and this amount is only refundable with a six month notice of cancelation due to the hardship of rebooking these things. We accept all US Currency, major credit cards and PayPal. We do not, however, accept the following forms of payment:
Please understand, with the exception of the horses and dogs you may encounter, every animal on the ranch is wild. Yes, even the cute whitetail, blackbuck baby, and animals in the breeding pens. If you happen to visit the ranch when we have fawns and the staff invite you to hold, feed, or pet one this is a rare exception to the rule on "no touching."
Our staff may handle animals, and that may look like a lot of fun, but unless you work for us - don't. Seriously... they all bite. Even the deer - who also will punch you with their sharp hooves, stab you with their antlers, and can run unbelievably fast.
We are a agritourism entity, which means under Texas State Law, you are responsible for your own safety and understand the inherent risks of being out in nature when visiting us. This covers everything from you twisting an ankle to a tree falling on you... animals biting you... getting hit by lightening.... basically, all the things. You agree to this by being on the property, you drove past the signs when you came in. We are also an equine facility and conduct equine events... this too, means you are responsible for all injury etc. that may arise from being in and around horses. Again, the signs were at the gates and are all around the equestrian facilities.
Even approaching the pens, or wild animals in the woods or fields can be dangers to you and the wild animal. Don't spook or pressure the animals. Please do not stop and take photos of the breeding pens or the animals inside them. We try to post many photos of those guys on the website and you are welcome to download those images. Also... no matter what your buddy tells you, we do not have black cats with white stripes on their backs. That's a skunk, and you should avoid it and not try to give it fish nor cuddle with it. Just saying.
Do not go into any pens, open any gates that are closed, enter any buildings you did not lease access to, etc. I mean, think of how awkward it would be to go into the shower house of another cabin and walking in on someone enjoying the endless amounts of hot water our showers provide?
No one may ride until everyone riding has signed a waiver. All minors will require that a legal guardian sign a waiver for them.
Use of ATVs, and other utility / recreational vehicles to include bikes, etc. is restricted to use on the trails only, and only during daylight hours. No vehicle may be operated above ten miles an hour. Read that again... it tears up our roads, it causes stress to our animals, and frankly it is super unsafe. No children may operate vehicles on the ranch. No exceptions.
No chasing or pressuring animals. When you come upon animals you are to drive at an angle away from them and never directly at them. You are welcome to stop at a safe distance and watch them, we suggest turning your engine off if you do not want them to run away.
Also, our smaller animals don't like being chased by dogs - and we don't like seeing dogs chase our little friends, so we kind of stick up for our little friends and your dog comes second to the life of our little friend. Especially because our little friend is probably endangered or functionally extinct.
Second, if you are bringing any NFA firearm with you please bring the appropriate ATF paperwork as well. Copy of the trust, department letter head and Form 4 if you are with an agency, Form 4, 2 if a individual legal owner, etc. depending on how you acquired or manufactured the NFA item... getting the hint, we are super savvy to all things NFA.
Generally no shooting is allowed at the ranch without prior approval and proper insurance being provided. (We do occasionally lease parts of the property to specialists who teach long range shooting, or personal protection classes.) We also realize this is the wild, and having a firearm may be prudent for personal safety. We ask, for the comfort of our other guests, that you do not display firearms by wearing them openly on your person, etc. Even our team members keep firearms and even dart guns hidden.
Falconry, we love birds of prey! The ranch is home to many native species who live freely in our forests and hunt regularly all over the ranch. From huge owls to swift falcons if you look you will be amazed at what you see.
We can arrange and often have a master falconer who can bring birds for guests to experience. But if you have your own, please bring appropriate documentation with you at least for your first visit. We have several very large fields and it is a true delight to watch birds of prey do what they were meant to do. We have falconers out quite often just to train and exercise their birds. If they invite you to partake that's great, but do not approach the falconer or the birds without permission.
Tobacco, the only issue we have with smoking while at the ranch is fire. Fire is a major concern to all ranchers, and at times things can be quite flammable in Texas. Please take very good care of your ashes, butts, etc. If you are going to smoke, please use an ashtray. Do not throw butts on the ground, it is disgusting and the animals eat them and get sick.Caffeine is a tool we will employ if we find your children unattended. We will provide them with ample energy drinks, give them a kitten, and return them to you.
Too many dad jokes or puns in general may result in rolled eyes and groaning sounds from your fellow guests.